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You’ve come to know and love him as Jared Fogle, the guy who lost over 200 pounds by eating nothing but Subway sandwiches alone. As a result, he went from being just plain ol’ “Jared” to the much more exciting “Jared Fogle, the Subway Guy.”

Well, it turns out in college, the All-American Jared was known for something entirely different. According to our source, while studying at Indiana University, Fogle ran a very successful pornography rental company out of his bedroom. His porn collection was vast and extensive, and Fogle took his business pretty seriously. A video would run a patron a dollar a day (cheap!), and people would come from all over to take advantage of the deal. Needless to say, Jared had enough porn to keep his customers happy.

As far as his incredible weight loss goes, it turns out it wasn’t as motivated as you would think. In fact, what got Jared hooked on Subway in the first place was laziness. The sandwich chain had opened a branch on the first floor of Jared’s dorm, and what with his busy porn company, Jared began eating the sandwiches out of extreme laziness. It was the closest fast food available! Just imagine how different our lives would be if an Arby’s had opened up there instead? We’d probably be watching Jared on some TLC special about how he hasn’t gotten out of bed for 6 years. Though, we imagine his right arm would still be in tip-top shape

hopefully this means the commercials will end

I guess he really was MCLOVIN!

(those who've seen Superbad should get this coincidence)

Porn in good.

Funny story.

Something tells me that The Clown and The King have something to do with this story!

This is why I don't get mayo on my subs

He couldn't have been THAT lazy. No matter what, he still lost 100 pounds or so, and kept it off for over 10 years. You don't do that just from eating Subway. You have to have some kind of strong willpower. I'm sure he did some kind of excercise. Yes, the commercials are annoying, but 95% of adverstising is just that... annoying. I'm sure he's crying all the way to the bank
As far as the porn renal goes... so what. He's a guy. Guys enjoy porn., as do some women. He ran a lucritive buisness from his dorm room.. Supply and demand.