Some tips I've learned:

1. If you have aftermarket tint on your windows, only dust them clean or use a slightly damp cloth (and then dry). DO NOT use commercial window cleaner like Windex, as the chemicals will eventually cause the black/blue tint to turn purple.

2. If you live alone and can't stand washing dishes, do what I do. When you finish using a glass for milk, juice, etc., just rinse out the glass and put it back in the refrigerator - don't put it in with the really dirty dishes to be washed immediately. You're just gonna use a glass again tomorrow for the same drink. Same for a dish that you use for a sandwich. If it only has a few crumbs but is otherwise clean, pop it in the fridge and use it tomorrow for tomorrow's sandwich. Putting them in the fridge assures that they won't get germy or smelly. Wash it after it becomes truly dirty or after 3-4 days of fairly clean use. I cut my dishwashing down by 50%.

3. When you're walking down the street and the nice older man pulls his car over to tell you he has some great candy in the trunk, DO NOT climb into the trunk to find the really special candy he says is hidden way in the back.

if you have trouble getting the pull tab on a can started to open it, stick the tip of a knife under it and lever it up that way.

Don't drink and drive... but, if you do, drive fast so your on the road less.

1. If you run across a person that you don't like, try imagining yourself in his/her shoes. You may have a lot more in common with that person than you think.

2. Learn to respect as many people as you can. That doesn't necessarily mean that you have to like them. Build self-respect as well.

3. If you are learning a skill, let you skill build naturally so that way you won't stress yourself out about being the best. People who quickly rise to the top seem to fall to the bottom quickly as well. You may not rise as fast as others, but you're chances of finishing on top are better if you had to work to get there.

Those are my 3 mottos for today. I just figured I'd vent out a little bit.

lunch time quickies whenever possible

Never look up at a flock of birds flying overhead with your mouth open.

When watching a Jennifer Connelly movie, stop staring so intensely at her gorgeous body and face (this takes tremendous willpower) and you will notice that you're actually watching a pretty good movie.

Never go to bed with a girl after giving her anal.

walk in the rain, dont run. running will get you wetter