In the room you're currently in, don't leave it and only use what is in the room to do it. No broken backs or room for surgery ( i.e. jumping out a window)

Oh, and this is hypothetical, don't actually do it, unless it's a really good/messy one or you've just had enough of your colleagues.


I'm in my livingroom so using the old imagination though I could pull off the following possiblities...

A few bits of paper here and there. Death by paper cuts perhaps? Either that or eat them continuously and hope I choke to death.

A fan - Full power through my neck, but I'm pretty sure it's just going to stop as soon as I put it in. Nobody wants to fail a suicide attempt. That's gotta make you even more depressed!

CDs but that's just a bit boring. I guess I could calve a message on my chest first leaving some kind of symbol that graffitti artists use, and so when the police come, they might actually think it was murder. Sure it's a waste of police time but I'd be dead so what would I care.

I guess I could try printer ink poisoning? Might work...

A couple of wires here and there but I wouldn't even know how to pull off electrocution properly. Plus it's apparently one of the worst ways of dying. I'm probably not mentally strong enough to pull off such an act.

I could order a few of those 900 channels for the night and wank myself to death. It's not like I'd have to worry about paying the f*cking bill. It would be Harsh on the person who opens that door to find your corpse, dick in hand, though. Although it raises an important question, since when you die you go stiff, would your coc..acually forget it.

So how would you do it???

knife and very deep cuts on the wrists and just bleed to death? the thing is that you have to make sure you aren't found before you actually die but otherwise it would work i guess.

I'm in an office. I work for a large corporation.

I'm pretty sure they're killing me slowly already.

with the amount of farting I do, I'm surprised I've not died yet

I'd turn on a Kansas game

Ah I have a bar of sorts in this room - so its got to be the simple drink myself to death with alcohol