Two poor kids go to a birthday party at a rich kid's house. The kid is so rich that he has his own swimming pool and all the kids go in. As they're changing afterwards, one of the poor kids says to the other one, "Did you notice how small the rich kid's penises were?" "Yeah," says his mate, "It's probably because they've got toys to play with."
Maria Menounos • Vanessa Hudgens • Minka Kelly • Jennifer Lawrence Emmanuelle Chriqui • Jessica Alba • Kelly Brook • Lucy Hale • Carmen Villalobos Jojo • Ashley Benson • Elisha Cuthbert • Kate Upton • Debby Ryan • Sophia Bush Sarah Shahi • Nina Dobrev • Emma Watson • Olivia Munn • Candice Swanepoel Anna Kendrick • Alison Brie • Frankie Sandford • Victoria Justice
At least I can say that my team has the best logo of all-time. The others that are pretty sweet are the Maple Leafs & Devils.
Rest of my Top 25 Leighton Meester ~ Emmy Rossum ~ Shantel VanSanten ~ Caitlin O'Connor ~ Audrey Nicole Kristin Kreuk ~ Erica Durance ~ Allison Mack ~ Sara Jean Underwood ~ Sydney Barlette Tierra Lee ~ Jennifer Aniston ~ Kate Beckinsale ~ Giada De Laurentiis ~ Laura Vandervoort
Honorable Mentions Sarah Lancaster~Jenna Fischer~Cobie Smulders~Jana Kramer~Deborah Ann Woll Elisha Cuthbert~Minka Kelly~Cheryl Burke~Moon Bloodgood~Kate Upton~Holly Madison Hayden Panettiere~Julianne Hough~Zooey Deschanel~Lyndsy Fonseca~Beth Behrs Olivia Wilde~Sarah Shahi~Candace Bailey~Stana Katic~Rosie Huntington-Whiteley