WCW action figures looked much better. WWE ones have had horrible figure artists, even when they tried. I have some old WCW ones: Nash, Hall, Goldberg, Sting, and a Trish Stratus (wwe).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHlyysP-wz4&feature=player_embedded

Jeremy Borash talking to Madison Rayne about her figure contest win, as well as whats happening with her in TNA. I'm a little pissed at Borash for making us feel like we're idiots when it comes to guessing Madison's "crush". He held up an action figure of The Pope. Pope wasn't even around when the "crush" angle started!

Here's the best thing in ROH's history from Sunday night:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Rn9ADyUpnSs#

Great job by Corino. I bet loads of ROH fapper spackers hated it. But that company has always taken itself way too fucking seriously. It's professional wrestling, for fuck's sake, it's supposed to be a good laugh at times.

A bit of self-mocking humour will do them no harm at all, although more abuse of Kevin Kelly is definitely required.

- This past Monday on the WWE Raw Supershow, Vince McMahon made the call not to mention Fort Wayne, which is the city Raw was taped in. If Vince doesn't think the city sounds big league enough, the name of the city is banned. A few weeks back when Smackdown was in Columbia, SC, he made the same call.

This sounds so bizarre that it has to be true!

Very bizarre...although it does make me proud that they did make mention of Roanoke, Virginia when it hosted Smackdown a few weeks back. Of course, its because its the hometown of "The Black Superman" Tony Atlas!

Just read this little fact - Bully Ray has lost the last 9 TNA PPVs he's been involved in. He hasn't won a match on PPV in the last year.

Does anybody notice? Is he less over? Does anyone see him as less of a threat? Fuck No. The guy seems to never win, yet remains super over. He's such a talented wrestler isn't he?

On another note, Devon Dudley is also super over with not only the Impact Zone, but when they go on the road he gets bigger pops than most of the established main eventers. These two, know how to get themselves over.

I've got an idea for Kassius Ohno.

Picture with the eyes in your mind: A dimly lit street corner outside of an arena. A tall, scraggly haired fellow stands, face hidden by the shadows. He's wearing what appears to be a dirty bathrobe with basic wrestling gear (plain black trunks, kneepads, and boots) underneath. He's dropping rhymes about the end of days and saviors. After he finishes with his soliloquying he steps forward with the light behind him and picks up a bindle. We see that the man is Kassius Ohno the grappling hobo.

One week at catering we see Santino Marella having a box of wine with his meal when he's distracted by a noise and when he turns back around he finds his box of wine has turned into a bottle of water. Also, we see Brodus Clay eating meatloaf but when he is similarly distracted he finds his meatloaf gone and an old shoe in its place.

The WWE Universe's foremost Jesus expert Shawn Michaels is questioned about these phenomenon and brushes it off and says that where he comes from these aren't the actions of Jesus but "Hey-zeus" to which Hunico and Camacho are all like, "What's up, homes?" You saying Mexicans be stealing?" and right when they're on the genesis, the beginning of beating Michaels down and stealing his sorority girl cowboy hat and sleeveless vest, Kassius Ohno makes the save and challenges Hunico and The Camacho Man to a match at the 1000th episode of Raw where the WWE Universe's true savior will make his debut as Ohno's partner.

At Raw 1000, Hunico and Camacho make their usual entrance on their bicycle. Ohno makes his entrance through the crowd, bindle in tow. Then the arena gets dark and we hear a loud, "MOOOOO!" followed by a loud, "POP!" and a "THUMP!" as if a cow just got knocked out and then THE STUD STABLE'S music kicks in and BUNKHOUSE BUCK! comes out and knocks a cameraman down the ramp followed closely by the Colonel and THE MONSTER MENG! Meng breaks the bicycle in half and runs Camacho to the back while Bunkhouse proceeds to punch out Hunico and even his own partner Ohno and celebrates by wildly pumping his fists as pyro explodes and confetti falls. The debut 1000 episodes in the making has finally occurred and the WWE Universe is saved.

Amen.

Oh, and then continue with Ohno and Hunico for a bit until moving Ohno to Jericho and then both into the Punk/Bryan/AJ program. Then turn Bryan and move him into a feud with Jericho over the jacket where he wins it and pulls out enough bulbs to where it blinks 'YES'. Then Punk and Ohno feud over AJ where the formerly homeless girl's hobosexuality is in overdrive over these two dirtbag-looking bums fighting over her.

Impact Wrestling

Probably the best Impact since it went live. A really good show filled with great matches and good interviews. Very little bad on the show. One thing about Impact these days, you get some quality matches on every episode. Anderson and RVD kicked the show off. It might not seem like much, but anyone who witnessed their matches on PPV last year will wipe their brow when this match was over. It was a decent TV match, so that was canny. Aries and Roode had a cracking interview segment. They both come across as big time stars in this format. They both look great and can both go on the microphone. Aries especially has came a long way in the last year. He looks so confident at the minute. We also found out a tournament featuring old and new X Division wrestlers will start tonight and finish at the PPV. In the back, Kaz and Daniels are having a tiff, because Kaz didn't know there was a reasonable explanation for the Dixie/AJ thing. He's gutted he's lost his best friend and all that. Is it a swerve?

Then the first match in the X Division tournament was up. Sonjay Dutt is back and he wrestled Jigsaw. Two names which was a bit of a tea spitter. Wasn't expecting these two. I always hated Sonjay Dutt. Always thought he was terrible, but he was bloody good here. Super fast and he looks physically bigger than he was before. He finished Jigsaw off with a moonsault double foot stomp (which looked nasty). As matches go, it was typical 2003 TNA. Expect without Nikita Koloff and Bob Armstrong.

Bully Ray and Samoa Joe wrestled next, and they had a class match which the crowd were super into. Just a really, really good PPV quality match and quite long TV match. Samoa Joe is back on form which is good to see after a good 3 years of doing fuck all. Joe won with the choke after Joseph Park slapped Bully in the face. Joseph then got on the microphone and challenged Bully to a match in two weeks. Joseph told him "I'm bringing the fight to you this time", so Christ knows what this nutter is up to. Joseph Park is probably the most over man on the show. They just love him.

Next up, Madison Rayne whispered to Garrett Bischoff who she fancied. She asked him "what's he like". Garrett said "good luck with that". I so hope it's Eric Bischoff. Sleezy Eric back on Impact would be perfect for this show right now. Although if it was Bischoff, I'm sure Garrett's response would have been "he'd split you in two, love".

Sabian from CZW and Scorpio Sky wrestled in the X tournament. I only know that because I Googled them. They were just two black blokes in shit wrestling attire. It didn't last long, but it was alright. If you enjoyed seeing two new cruiserweights on Nitro with no background, you'll like it. The one with the afro won (?). He was far better than the other bloke to be fair. Hogan announced that next week its James Storm vs Jeff Hardy in the main event. The Hulkster also said something about the lads who attacked Sting 'didn't work for the company'.

The Gut Check thing was next on the cards. Because you can't slag off a cancer victim, she got through. They were much nicer than they usually are. You could tell Brother Love was desperate to say "the overbites a bit much, pet", but they just pissed through it this week. Fair play to her as well. She reacted like she just got six numbers on the lottery when she got a contract. But GUESS WHAT HAPPENED NEXT ... Joey Ryan turned up doing the "Raven doesn't work here? Why is he here?" gimmick. And Taz got in his face and Ryan was begging Taz to hit him. Taz might actually have a match with him, it this wasn't a shoot, brother.

The main event was Kaz and Daniels vs Angle and AJ. Although it was a step down from the PPV match, it was still a good TV main event. Kaz and Daniels won the titles, when Kaz whacked AJ Styles with a chair. At the end of the match, Daniels announced to the world that infact Clare (the bird from last week) was telling the truth, but not the whole truth. And the father of Clare's unborn child is ... AJ STYLES. The show faded to black with Dixie upset and Daniels LOLing all the way. It was a much much better reveal than last week. What I like about AJ Styles is that unlike CM Punk, Kane and Daniel Bryan, Styles never messed about. He just found some pill head, got Dixie to pay for her rehab and then got her up the stick, like a real man would.

So that was Impact. Things happened. One thing you can't say about Impact is that its boring. The matches were great and some of the angles left more questions than answers. What more do you want?

AJ clearly missed the head scissors spin flip thing in the match an the camera was behind the target. They really need to move the angles a bit so these things are not so obvious on live tv.

1 year and 2 days ago was CM Punks "shoot" at the end of RAW.
Remember when we were all excited by it? Now look where we're at.