She could do my house work anytime...especially in a french maid outfit, stockings, garter, g-string undies or no undies...I would not mind one bit...call it the Sams-well-hung Campaign...I'll be Sam...heh-heh
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My wish list:
1. Patricia Heaton, in person, in a bikini (or out of one!)
2. One case of Bombay Sapphire Gin
3. Six month supply of Vicodin ES and Adderall XR
4. One of those Light Cycles from Tron (preferably the blue one)
"I'm not wearing underwear but if I was it would be pink"--Patricia Heaton