Saw this on another forum under a different name. Basically all you have to do is post really random instructions for the next person, while still following the instructions of the poster above you. For example, you can say something like "the next post must only contain two words", or "the next post must contain a picture of Jennifer Love Hewitt", or "the next three posts must contain the word salamander". And then, for no reason because they don't matter, post how many points the next person will get for doing it. They don't even have to be points, you can say "+3 cookies" or something. Be creative and say whatever comes to mind!


The next post's instructions must start and end with the same letter.

+50 points

The next poster must post a picture of a celebrity who's first name starts with a T

+17 Points

Post something about why monkeys like bananas and yet don't harvest those bananas on their own and instead only harvest poop.

56.3 jelly beans if done correctly.

Well, you see, in order to complete the circle of life and maintain bananas as a renewable resource, the monkeys eat the bananas to produce poop, which is then flung into banana plantations to act as fertilizer, which grows more bananas. Technically they harvest both, but the bananas are further away and seem unattended by the monkeys, hence the flinging.

Post a pic of something red, and then write a sentence about how much you hate it.

+110 degrees

i hate how many people have made me use this (not really)

the next person must post a picture of a Swedish car but it can't be a Volvo or Saab.

+115 points

Image too big, click.



In order to gain 7000XP you must first answer this question.

If a chicken ate a carrot and then a turtle ate the chicken and then the turtle fell off a boat into a sharks mouth and the shark was killed by gasoline that was leaked into the ocean and washed up on shore and a boy named little jimmy found him, cooked him, and then ate the shark..would little jimmy have eaten the carrot too?

Jimmy would not have eaten the carrot because the carrot would have been dissolved by that time plus Jimmy would have taken out the sharks insides before cooking it.

The next poster will post pictures of five celebrities wearing tight jeans and showing their butts.

Accomplish this and you will be rewarded with 50 hot wings from Hooters.

mmhh.. hot wings



Mila Kunis


Mena Suvari


Jennifer Lawrence


Emmy Rossum


Julia Stiles




Next poster is to replace their number one celebrity for two days with the first name that's currently on top in the Misc section.


You get +200 points.

Done and done.

The next poster has to write a short poem dedicated to football (soccer). One stanza must be from the POV of the net and one must be from the POV of the grass.

+5 rocket ships and a lollipop

I see the fierceness in his eyes as he charges near
I prey to god this goalie keeps me clear
the pain hits with a surge as i flail backwards
intense and jolting but can't find words
malice raises to levels unknowingly unnerved
Alice raises the question and answer, undeserved
favorite book doesn't even want to see me smile*
the pain resides and I breathe easy for awhile

my side is greener-clean and mean
I'm an ankle breaking ACL tearing machine
uncaring and lean
zeal for the sound of snapping bone
watching maroons crumble like crushed road cones
mushed up and mangled I do it on my own
cause kicking around that black and white
and ultra light sphere is pointless....


*You didn't know net's could read? His favorite book is Alice in Wonderland. It gives him hope.


Look up the word Jejune and use it 3 times in no more then 4 sentences. It's a word learned from Calvin.

Winner gets a dirty pine cone.

Shit, I just took the time to write a poem, too....

Here it is, so it's not wasted, but please ignore it and follow Hawkeye's instructions.

I took the time to read DLH's poem, so I'm taking his orders



99 Luft Balloons to the person who posts a picture of a girl reading a book in her underwear.

I was watching Deal or No Deal the other night and I couldn't believe the jejune decision that the contestant made.

A lot of people say that Paris Hilton is jejune, but I think that she is a smart business woman.

I feel so jejune for buying Facebook stock.

And this is for DD:




I'll give two tickets to the NBA Finals for the person who can post a gif that includes one female celebrity doing something sexy and another female celebrity having a happy reaction.

I think this qualifies as sexy:


And happy:


I'll take tickets for Game 3, please

I'll make an invisible banner for the person that can show me a nice candid picture of Katy Perry from a concert, pre-2010.

Here you go.



The next poster has to post their favorite English film or television quote. Translated into Spanish.

A case of root beer and a steak dinner is on the line.

¿Usted me quiere decir, deja entender que esta causa, los ya saben(conocen) tal vez que soy yo, soy un poco jodido tal vez, pero soy gracioso cómo, quiero decir gracioso como soy un payaso, le divierto? ¿Le hago reírse, estoy aquí a fuckin' le divierten? ¿Qué quiere decir usted gracioso, gracioso cómo? ¿Cómo soy gracioso?

next poster has to post a picture of a superhero in a compromising situation with their partner. 50 pesos to the winner.

Type the next instructions in Leet.

+40 lbs. of breadcrumbs.

7h3 n3x7 p0$7 (4n'7 (0n741n m0r3 7h4n 7hr33 w0rÐ$. 334(h w0rÐ h4$ 70 b391n w17h 7h3 $4m3 £3773r.

Winner gets a free Apple ][.

Lewd, loquacious, lascivious.

The first person to post a funny GIF gets driving lessons from Dick Trickle.

We all know how much wood a woodchuck chucks. The next poster has to explain in five sentences why he chucks it.

+ 3 hey nonnie nonnies and 2 ha-cha-chas

A woodchuck chucks wood to build strength so he can fight off predators. A weak woodchuck would make a tasty meal for a bear. A woodchuck that has been chucking wood is strong enough to punch a bear in the nose and run away. Chucking wood also has the benefit of improving a woodchuck's grip. A woodchuck with a good grip will have an easier time catching rats to eat.

I will give a Big Mac and fries to the person who can post a picture that features an actress, an athlete, and a model.

I'll go the easy route and post all 3 in 1 person.





a gallon of fro-yo to the person that can post a picture of one of my top 10 drunk.

I'll give 100 Chicken McNuggets to the person that can post pictures of five celebrities getting their ass stared at by someone else.

I will give a 6 pack of Zima to the next person that posts "Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,but here's my number,call me maybe" into the shoutbox

Done.

I'll give the next person a bottle of Cisco that must post 3 nude female butts that do not break SP rules.
(My current signature picture doesn't count)

I'll give five Hot Pockets and a six pack of Dr. Pepper to the person who can post pictures of five celebrities wearing leather pants.

Write a brief story in which a dog tries to stop a cat from eating their recently deceased mutual owner.

You will be rewarded with 9 IQ points.

Gert got out of the bathtub and while toweling off felt a sudden sharp pain in her chest.No sooner did her towel hit the floor and poor Gert was in full cardiac arrest on the tile floor.Gert knew this was how her life was ending,face down,ass up,naked,like so many times before during her cougar years only this time there was no young Italian guy to pick her up.In that brief moment Gert found herself staring her precious cat Pottie in the eyes as he lay in his litter box.She thought to herself..if only this fk'n cat could pick up the phone to get me help.Then she hears her dog Pisser barking from the hallway.As the light faded and the dog could no longer be heard Gert was gone.Quiet now.No dog barking.No old lady complaining.All the sudden Pottie makes a noise...

POTTIE: "See ya Bitch" I could have dialed 911 but it's about time you died.He calls in Pisser."Yo Pisser" come here dog.
Pisser wonder in to see a lifeless Gert

PISSER: "What did you do to this bitch Pottie?
POTTIE "Yo Dog I didn't do it this bitch was doing shit with that shower massage again only this time too much excitement did her old ass in".
PISSER "what should we do with her?"
POTTIE "I don't know dog ,you think we should eat her?"
PISSER "No..you can't eat her"
POTTIE "But I am hungry so I have to"
PISSER "I can eat her but it's not alright for you to do it"
POTTIE "Why the hell not? that sounds like some bullshit"
PISSER "Your a cat and I am a dog"
POTTIE "So what..what does that have to do with this?"
PISSER "Well my friend after I sniff this butt for a bit and fill my self up with this bitch I am having Pussy for desert"

I will give a MC Hammer 2 legit 2 Quit poster to the next person who actually reads this and responds here

I read it. It was an interesting story. Very creative.

I'll give a Back to the Future Blu-ray Movie Set to the person who can post a picture of a celebrity wearing a bikini and a Chef's hat.

the first person to post a pic of a actor playing a superhero in a movie looking and acting NOT like a superhero gets the keys to the Batmobile

100 chocolate poptarts to whoever can post a pic of the mom to their #1 girl.

next person post the lyrics to your favorite song, and get 50 galactic rewards points.

The Church - When You Were Mine

On a day like this, a hundred lifetimes ago
You on a shore, across the point
I looked through my hands and you drew me a line
When you were mine

On a world like this, a hundred turns left to go
Deep in a room, which I've never seen
Outside it's so cold but I'm waiting for time
When you were mine

Plenty of islands between now and then
Rocks break the boats of the painted face men
And they drown, and they're born
And they live once again
And this all happens
When you were mine

In a storm like this, a hundred kisses of snow
You with another so easily sleep
What's real and what's dreamt become close and entwine
When you were mine

The next poster has to post a screen cap of their favorite movie scene.

+25 slurpees

list the five songs with the longest titles on your iTunes/iPod/MP3 player along with the artist, first to do this gets a slightly used but functional VHS tape rewinder.

I could use a good VHS rewinder

1.Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated - Rise Against
2.I hate everything about you - 3 Days Grace
3.And the hero will drown - Story of the year
4.Falling away from me - Korn
5.Welcome to the black parade - MCR

Though I never really noticed until now about 90% of the songs I like are 1 or 2 words.

* The next person to post a picture of Grandmaster B will receive a lightly worn 1987 Appetite of Destruction t-shirt worn by the guy who knows a guy who once shook hands with Guns N' Roses

The next person gets a used chia pet (your choice of porcupine or giraffe) if they can offer an explanation for this photo:

"The eternal procrastinator, Pete forcibly intercepts the UPS driver while on his way to the church. The bride's gift will be on time after all."

+50 points for a photo of a sexy woman with a pussy cat.

I'll give a free Red Lobster dinner to the person who can post video of Shaquille O'Neal's one and only three pointer.

Just to keep this rolling, I'll fill my own request.




I'll give a box of doughnuts to the person who can post a picture of nature that they took themselves.

Or you could just post a hot picture of Katharine McPhee.

One square foot of chicken wire to anyone that can find a pic of a dog driving a bus.

5,000 m.bison dollars to who ever can post a pic of one your top 10 girls riding a mechanical bull.

I'll give a George Foreman Grill to the person who can post a GIF of Emma Watson doing something sexy.

Does grabbing another girl's ass count?



Fidel Castro's Zippo lighter to whoever can find a pic of Santa motorboating a girl.

Edit: dammit a gif?! Lots of things she does are sexy, but finding sexual ones? Interesting search.