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Crushingly Beautiful (tm) Ladies - (as of March 31st, 2013)

Emily Didonato --*-- Jessica Gomes --*-- Victoria Justice --*-- Fernanda Prada

--*-- Lily Collins --*-- Selena Gomez --*-- Adriana Lima --*-- Bar Refaeli --*--

-Vanessa Hudgens --*-- Dávalos sisters --*-- Ana Ivanovic --*-- Jamie Chung -

Honorable Non-human Mention: Liara T'soni

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"Hey baby you know you look so fine,
Send shivers up and down my spine,
I don't care about our different ages,
I'm an open book with well-thumbed pages,
You're jailbait, and I just can't wait,
Jailbait, baby come on." - "Jailbait" Motorhead

"Good morning little schoolgirl, can I come home with you
Tell your moma and your papa, I'm a little schoolboy too
Come on now pretty baby, I just can't help myself
You're so young and pretty, I don't need nobody else" - Various artists