All of these crack me up.
"Ding dong llama wannie, jumping with an ice pick, she thinks I'm goin' in..."

This amuses me quite a bit too.

U.S. presidential campaign slogans (listed chronologically)

Tippecanoe and Tyler, Too — 1840 U.S. presidential slogan of William Henry Harrison and his Vice President, John Tyler.
54° 40' or Fight — James Polk, 1844. Referring to capturing the "Oregon Territory" from Canada
We Polked you in '44, We shall Pierce you in '52 — 1852 U.S. presidential campaign slogan of democrat Franklin Pierce; the '44 referred to the 1844 election of fellow democrat James K. Polk as president.
Don't swap horses in midstream — 1864 U.S. presidential campaign slogan of Abraham Lincoln. Also used by George W. Bush, with detractors parodying it as "Don't change horsemen in mid-apocalypse." The slogan was also used for comic effect in the film Wag the Dog.
This is a White Man's Government! — Horatio Seymour 1868 Democratic Presidential Candidate
Vote as You Shot — 1868 presidential campaign slogan of Ulysses S. Grant
Grant beat Davis - Greeley bailed him — 1872 anti-Horace Greeley and pro-Ulysses S. Grant slogan, which references Jefferson Davis
Grant us another term — 1872 Ulysses S. Grant presidential re-election campaign slogan
Tilden or Blood! — 1877 slogan of Samuel Tilden supporters after the election conflict that led to the Compromise of 1877
Ma, Ma where's my Pa? — 1884 U.S. presidential slogan used by the James Blaine supporters against his opponent Grover Cleveland, the slogan referred to fact Cleveland had fathered an illegitimate child in 1874. When Cleveland was elected President, his supporters added the line, "Gone to the White House, Ha, Ha, Ha!"
Rum, Romanism and Rebellion — U.S. presidential election, 1884. Republicans attack opposition for views against prohibition, membership by Catholic immigrants and southerners.
Grandfather's hat fits Ben — 1888 U.S. presidential campaign slogan of Benjamin Harrison, whose grandfather William Henry Harrison was elected U.S. president in 1840.
Four more years of the full dinner pail — 1900 U.S. presidential slogan of William McKinley
Full Dinner Pail — William McKinley in 1900
Let Well Enough Alone — 1900 presidential campaign slogan of William McKinley.
He kept us out of war — Woodrow Wilson 1916 U.S. Presidential campaign slogan, also "He proved the pen mightier than the sword"
Keep Cool and Keep Coolidge — The 1924 presidential campaign slogan of Calvin Coolidge.
Hoo but Hoover? — 1928 U.S. presidential campaign slogan of Herbert Hoover.
Hoover we trusted, now we're busted. — 1932 campaign slogan against incumbent Herbert Hoover.
I propose (to the American people) a New Deal — 1932 slogan by democratic presidential candidate Franklin D. Roosevelt.
We are turning the corner — 1932 campaign slogan in the depths of the Great Depression by republican president Herbert Hoover.
Defeat the New Deal and Its Reckless Spending — 1936 U.S. presidential campaign slogan of Alfred M. Landon
Let's Get Another Deck — 1936 U.S. presidential campaign slogan of Alfred M. Landon
Let's Make It a Landon-Slide — 1936 U.S. presidential campaign slogan of Alfred M. Landon
Life, Liberty, and Landon — 1936 U.S. presidential campaign slogan of Alfred M. Landon
Remember Hoover! — 1936 U.S. presidential campaign slogan of Franklin D. Roosevelt
Sunflowers die in November — 1936 U.S. presidential slogan of Franklin D. Roosevelt, reference to his opponent Alf Landon, whose home state of Kansas uses the sunflower as its official state flower, and November to the month when presidential elections in the USA take place.
No Fourth Term Either — 1940 U.S. presidential campaign slogan of Wendell L. Willkie
Roosevelt for Ex-President — 1940 U.S. presidential campaign slogan of Wendell Willkie
There's No Indispensable Man — 1940 U.S. presidential campaign slogan of Wendell L. Willkie
Washington Wouldn't, Grant Couldn't, Roosevelt Shouldn't — 1940 anti-Franklin D. Roosevelt slogan, referring to Roosevelt running for a third term.
We Want Willkie — 1940 U.S. presidential campaign slogan of Wendell L. Willkie
Give 'Em Hell, Harry! — 1948 U.S. presidential campaign slogan of Harry Truman
I'm just wild about Harry — 1948 U.S. presidential slogan of Harry S. Truman, taken from a 1921 popular song title written by Noble Sissle and Eubie Blake.
Pour it on 'em, Harry! — 1948 U.S. presidential campaign slogan of Harry S. Truman
I like Ike — 1952 U.S presidential campaign slogan of Dwight D. Eisenhower.
I still like Ike — 1956 U.S presidential campaign slogan of Dwight D. Eisenhower
Peace and Prosperity — 1956 U.S. presidential campaign slogan of Dwight D. Eisenhower
In Your Heart, You Know He's Right — 1964 U.S. presidential campaign slogan of Barry Goldwater
In Your Guts, You Know He's Nuts — An unofficial anti-Barry Goldwater slogan, parodying "In Your Heart, You know He's Right", 1964.
Go clean for Gene — 1968 U.S. presidential campaign slogan of Eugene McCarthy
Don't Switch Dicks in the Middle of a Screw, Vote Nixon in '72 — Parody of the old saying used by backers of George McGovern in 1972.
Bozo and the Pineapple —Uncomplimentary name given to the 1976 U.S. presidential campaign ticket of Gerald Ford and Bob Dole.
Let's make America great again - 1980 U.S. presidential campaign slogan of Ronald Reagan
Morning Again in America — Ronald Reagan Slogan for 1984 Presidential election
Read my lips - soundbite from the acceptance speech given by George H. W. Bush at the 1988 Republican National Convention.
It's Time to Change America — a theme of the 1992 U.S. presidential campaign of Bill Clinton
It's The Economy, Stupid. - 1992 presidential campaign of Bill Clinton
Ross for Boss — a 1992 U.S. presidential campaign slogan of independent presidential candidate H. Ross Perot.
Yes, America Can! - 2004 U.S. presidential campaign slogan of George W. Bush
Yes We Can — 2008 U.S. presidential campaign slogan of Barack Obama.
Change We Can Believe In — 2008 U.S. presidential campaign slogan of Barack Obama.
Country First — 2008 U.S. presidential campaign slogan of John McCain.
The Strength and Experience to Bring Real Change - 2008 U.S. presidential campaign slogan of Hillary Clinton.
Forward — 2012 U.S. presidential campaign slogan of Barack Obama
Believe in America — 2012 U.S. presidential campaign slogan of Mitt Romney

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