#2.I would take dealing with injuries rather then a drug problem.Plus athletes retire early

Was just reading this stuff on Travolta so i figured I would pose this question..

1.Give Vinny Barbarino (John Travolta) a happy ending with your hand for $100k and nobody ever finds out

2.Give Vinny Barbarino (John Travolta) a happy ending with your hand for $10k but you get Kelly Preston for the night.

#1, the HJ is inevitable and no one nighter (for someone of my networth - essentially fuck all) is worth $90K.

1. Marry your #1 celeb (good fantasy, but will it last with a woman several leagues above you? Your 20-70K a year doesn't compare with her millions)

2. Marry an attractive but non-famous woman (at most she's slightly out of your league, but you have a decent chance of making it work)

Marry an attractive but non-famous woman (at most she's slightly out of your league, but you have a decent chance of making it work). i know exactly who too


would you rather stop a Zdeno Chara slapshot (youtube the 2012 all star game hardest shot contest if you don't know what i mean) with a piece of your goalie padding missing

or

be signed to a professional sports team but be the worst player so a low contract and everybody hates you?

2. I'll quit after the contract is over - better money than most ordinary jobs.

(1) Fight for the Germans during WW2

(2) Fight for the Japanese during WW2.

Option one:

Have enough food for your family for life.

Option two:

Have money for your family for life. (But you can't buy food with the money.)

Option 1. It'd suck to have to beg for food or starve to death.

1) Be morbidly obese and have a junk food addiction.

2) Be super anorexic and have a food-phobia.

I'll go with #1.

1. Legalize marijuana in America.
2. Get a new computer of your choice.

(1) And I'd visit year after year. New computer is 1-3 weeks of income - insignificant in the grand scheme of things.

1. Have a porn habit costing $200 a month

2. Have a pot habit costing $200 a month

2.

(Warning if this following question is to harsh go to the bonus question.)

Option 1:

Date and marry a multiple time rape victim. Awkward sex but an amazing marriage with many years of joy.

Or

Option 2:
Date and marry a great (wo)man. But everyone in your circle of friends and relatives think you rape him/her all the time and hate you for the rest of your life. But your marriage is amazing and (s)he loves you with all her/his heart.



Bonus question:


Which would you rather drink for life:

Coke

or

Pepsi

(1) Good marriage but awkward sex. Sucks but I'll tolerate. Sex is 5 minutes, but family and friends takes up a much larger portion of the time.

1. Win a Nissan GTR + Free lifetime service/repair

2. Win a Bugatti Veyron