3/12/12 - the day the Funk LIVED!

It's quiet in here as that was so bad I imagine most shut the tv off

It wasn't so bad. At least the Rock rhymed. Cena sometimes rhymes, but mostly he tries to force it (to rhyme somewhat).

I'm kinda surprised they are getting away with some of the things they are saying...totally not PG. I think The Rock won tonight's battle, at least until the ending. That was pretty cheap.

I wonder if those people in Cleveland remember that the last time The Rock was there, he said: "Cleveland doesn't rock, no, it totally sucks." Way to be on top Cleveland. No wonder why Lebron left!

fixed for ya bud.

- After John Cena defeated Kane in the dark match at RAW, Cena got on the mic and got a hoard of overwhelming boos. Cena said he was happy to finally see the real Rock. He said he enjoyed the sing-along & that The Rock had sex with his mom. Cena then brought in Cleveland/national rapper, Machine Gun kelly. Cena put over MGK and Cleveland (the boos were gone at this point). He then thanked MGK for allowing him to use his music for WrestleMania. Finally, Cena announced that MGK will be performing his entrance live at WrestleMania in Miami. The crowd left happy to conclude the taping.

im sure not all the crowd left happy.

Walk and rock rhyme? And Rock is the best studdering man since Matt Morgan, only difference is Matt Morgan didn't have his words blown up 12 feet high!

Also I like how Cena is gay and makes out with Eve at the same time, but hey at least Rock fucks an old lady and if anyone knows about divorce it should be him right? This was probably the worst mic work I seen from Rock ever, very bad, and boring, and those who thought he rhymed a lot, well maybe when he rhymed Rock with Rock he did, but God it was awful. Rock needs to stick with putting shit on his wrist and not on sheet music and the tron, he does much better!

Rockaoke was absolutely dreadful. If John Cena was the one pandering to the crowd like that the internet would have exploded already. "Yay, we're in the great city of Cleveland. Clevelanders are great. This great city rocks! Sing it with me, Clevelanders. CLEVELAND CLEVELAND CLEVELAND!!! IF YA SMELLALELLALALELALLELLLALLLEAAALLL what Cleveland is coooking!" Fucking sickening. Rest was just typical Rock, "baby hermaphrodite etc.." I laughed at the Teletubby line, then he ran that into the ground within seconds, too.

But the rest of the show wasn't that great, either. I'm not happy HHH was benched so Shawn Michaels could cut a shit promo. Jericho vs Punk somehow managed to make their feud less interesting, "your daddy had demonz!!" Yeah, fascinating. Vickie's delivery was even more god-awful than usual. And to top it all off, Sky Sports sound was shite, genuinely inaudible at points.

There were a couple of bright points, though. We got our beloved Funkasauras back, Sheamus vs Ziggler was an alright wee match, Eve looked tidy, and the warring GM's story's picking up pace, I'm looking forward to seeing who gets added to the teams.


Really poor for a show this close to Mania. You know you've had an off night when the guy in one of your marquee matches manages to botch the date of the show by a good three weeks!