Rest in Peace Chris ~ I'll never forget you, my friend.
Olivia Munn 2. Jennifer Lawrence 3. Hayley Williams 4. Sasha Grey 5. Alyssa Arce 6. Sara Jean Underwood 7. Gemma Arterton 8. Shawn Johnson 9. Maryse Ouellet 10. Chloe Bennet 11. Katy Perry 12. Carly Craig 13. Carrie Keagan 14. Kate Upton 15. Alex Daddario Avy by Stomach dude!
Loc: Hill Valley
- After John Cena defeated Kane in the dark match at RAW, Cena got on the mic and got a hoard of overwhelming boos. Cena said he was happy to finally see the real Rock. He said he enjoyed the sing-along & that The Rock had sex with his mom. Cena then brought in Cleveland/national rapper, Machine Gun kelly. Cena put over MGK and Cleveland (the boos were gone at this point). He then thanked MGK for allowing him to use his music for WrestleMania. Finally, Cena announced that MGK will be performing his entrance live at WrestleMania in Miami. The crowd left happy to conclude the taping.
My Top Ten: Allison Mack, Mickie James, Katy Perry, Salma Hayek, Jessica Simpson, Jeri Ryan, Shawn Johnson, Kari Byron, Kat Dennings, and Pink
Also I like how Cena is gay and makes out with Eve at the same time, but hey at least Rock fucks an old lady and if anyone knows about divorce it should be him right? This was probably the worst mic work I seen from Rock ever, very bad, and boring, and those who thought he rhymed a lot, well maybe when he rhymed Rock with Rock he did, but God it was awful. Rock needs to stick with putting shit on his wrist and not on sheet music and the tron, he does much better!
1)Rosie Jones 2)Sara Jean Underwood 3)Emma Glover 4)Megan Fox 5)Candice Swanepoel 6)Michelle McCool 7)Barbie Blank 8)Kate Upton 9)Hayden Panettierre 10)Miranda Kerr
Rockaoke was absolutely dreadful. If John Cena was the one pandering to the crowd like that the internet would have exploded already. "Yay, we're in the great city of Cleveland. Clevelanders are great. This great city rocks! Sing it with me, Clevelanders. CLEVELAND CLEVELAND CLEVELAND!!! IF YA SMELLALELLALALELALLELLLALLLEAAALLL what Cleveland is coooking!" Fucking sickening. Rest was just typical Rock, "baby hermaphrodite etc.." I laughed at the Teletubby line, then he ran that into the ground within seconds, too.
But the rest of the show wasn't that great, either. I'm not happy HHH was benched so Shawn Michaels could cut a shit promo. Jericho vs Punk somehow managed to make their feud less interesting, "your daddy had demonz!!" Yeah, fascinating. Vickie's delivery was even more god-awful than usual. And to top it all off, Sky Sports sound was shite, genuinely inaudible at points.
There were a couple of bright points, though. We got our beloved Funkasauras back, Sheamus vs Ziggler was an alright wee match, Eve looked tidy, and the warring GM's story's picking up pace, I'm looking forward to seeing who gets added to the teams.
Really poor for a show this close to Mania. You know you've had an off night when the guy in one of your marquee matches manages to botch the date of the show by a good three weeks!