I think Hogan will slam her and as the tape goes on he increases her weight....

Not enough of you soulless cunts care about it yet (until I get through to you), but frankly, the alternate world of NXT now is so far gone from anything ever, it can't even be related to previous seasons.

Also, because we're dead hard in here, you can spoil as much about NXT as you fucking like.

I've just seen last weeks show, and it was fucking stacked and jacked as usual.

- As the big payoff to the Matt Striker angle, he has handed the reigns of power over to William Regal for good. Regal has promised some right proper competition for Hawkins and Reks next week.

- Tyson Kidd turned face a while back because he fancied it, and in doing so, started looking ace and getting over. He's been going through all sorts of highspots into the Sharpshooter, looking well cool. This week, he fell to the age of McGillicuty in 6 minutes. Mike Perfect's another one who appeared to be a face because he's a face, but he might he a heel still. He's not made his mind up though.

- D-Young and Titus added more steam to push to be the greatest choc-cock team of all time, well besting A-Ry and Percy Watson. I honestly want D-Young & Titus to get inserted into a multi-man Tag Title match to the deafening bewildered indifference of 80,000 people.

- Most importantly, the good guys held an in-ring intervention for Bateman to get his nob out of Maxine, but this all lead to the first kiss between Kaitlyn and Bateman, and a subsequent kickoff and match between the two best birds in the entire company. The awesome Johnny Curtis oiled himself up during this time.

All that great shite in ONE HOUR. You fools have absolutely no idea what you're missing. It's a bit like picking up Lost half way through a season. Initially you won't understand all the characters and their motivation. But once you realise that NXT is so class because the characters and their motivations are changeable on the whims of writers that clearly have no idea where they're fucking going, your golden.

Watch it for three weeks, and you'll want to watch the fourth week. You won't know why, but you will. And then you're in. . .

Seriously, they might start trying to make it good again soon, so make the best of it whilst it's still a giant piss take.

I'm now off to download this weeks show. . .

What is Penn doing on TNA? Are he and Teller going to challenger for the Tag Titles soon?! I hope so!

with e.y. being half of the knockout tag champs, i wouldn't be surprised if they do it.

Orton was perfect to do it during his Legend Killer phase.
I don't see any of the young crop getting built up like he did for a long time.

hhh is semi retire,but he just singed a contract other day to wrestle till 2016

TNA is doing the strangest storyline I've ever seen. They have brought Abyss' brother into it. A bloke called Joe Park:



Joe Park is played by Chris Park who plays Abyss. Its the maddest shit ever. Is definitely an improvement over Abyss. He's a soft spoken, well dressed bloke as Joe Parks. But I've no idea where they are going with it. No Abyss is, good, though. And he's like Penn Jillette.

Joe Park has the potential to be my new favourite wrestler. His segments were great. Abyss looks like a middle aged 70's southern wrestling commentator. He even sounds like one too. Shit, now I want Joseph Parks as the lead commentator of RAW.

Check it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlLpLG2FlFU

At the time I do not think Orton was up to the task, he was still a prick backstage and injury prone, only one of those things has changed, somewhat at least.

Also I think taking Taker to the limit, then beating him the next go around helped Orton. It kept the streak alive, but also showed the toughness of Orton racking up wins later on.

I thought it was pretty damn obviously who is was, also this is who I was saying about Penn being in TNA.

Are they sure that's not fat Clark Kent? I swear everything TNA does is a joke