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#3606926 - 01/01/12 03:02 AM
Re: Katy Perry Is Single!
[Re: The HB ]
The Old Man of the FORUM
Registered: 05/19/05
Posts: 25206
Loc: Tampa area, Florida
Here's mine: 1) Bump into her 2) Say, " 'Scuse me. Wanna f*ck?" 3) Score!
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#3606934 - 01/01/12 03:10 AM
Re: Katy Perry Is Single!
[Re: XenaGuy ]
Lurking from the Darkside
Registered: 08/03/05
Posts: 41262
Here's mine: 1) Bump into her 2) Say, " 'Scuse me. Wanna f*ck?" 3) Score!
If by score you mean "Bodyguard beats me to a bloody pulp" Then sure, I'd believe it.
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#3606938 - 01/01/12 03:14 AM
Re: Katy Perry Is Single!
[Re: XenaGuy ]
Maker's Mark Inebriate ™
Registered: 07/27/09
Posts: 37154
Loc: Sooner Nation
Here's mine: 1) Bump into her 2) Say, " 'Scuse me. I'm not a flaming, greasy, disrespectful, self absorbed, shitty comedian. Wanna f*ck?" 3) Score!
Minor, helpful edit.
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#3606939 - 01/01/12 03:14 AM
Re: Katy Perry Is Single!
[Re: Moonman ]
The Old Man of the FORUM
Registered: 05/19/05
Posts: 25206
Loc: Tampa area, Florida
Here's mine: 1) Bump into her 2) Say, " 'Scuse me. Wanna f*ck?" 3) Score!
If by score you mean "Bodyguard beats me to a bloody pulp" Then sure, I'd believe it.
What else could I mean? ...
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#3608217 - 01/02/12 01:34 AM
Re: Katy Perry Is Single!
[Re: KA ]
The Old Man of the FORUM
Registered: 05/19/05
Posts: 25206
Loc: Tampa area, Florida
and XG your old enough to be her Great Grand Father
That's what makes it so great if it works ...
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#3608341 - 01/02/12 04:43 AM
Re: Katy Perry Is Single!
[Re: Fulham ]
The Old Man of the FORUM
Registered: 05/19/05
Posts: 25206
Loc: Tampa area, Florida
Here's mine: 1) Bump into her 2) Say, " 'Scuse me. I'm not a flaming, greasy, disrespectful, self absorbed, shitty comedian. Wanna f*ck?" 3) Score!
Minor, helpful edit.
And, much appreciated!
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#3608418 - 01/02/12 07:05 AM
Re: Katy Perry Is Single!
[Re: 133 ]
Monitor Tanned
Registered: 04/18/08
Posts: 4000
unless there is any chance i can hook up with her then i really don't care. a "source" says Katy had said Brand doesn't respecte her parent's Christian beliefs and her friends.
Which is odd as she hardly seems to respect their beliefs herself; not saying she should as they are Christian fundamentalists.
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#3608527 - 01/02/12 10:17 AM
Re: Katy Perry Is Single!
[Re: XenaGuy ]
Phuck the Bilson
Registered: 06/17/02
Posts: 135393
Loc: Bilson
and XG your old enough to be her Great Grand Father
That's what makes it so great if it works ...
lol
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