"Hey baby you know you look so fine, Send shivers up and down my spine, I don't care about our different ages, I'm an open book with well-thumbed pages, You're jailbait, and I just can't wait, Jailbait, baby come on." - "Jailbait" Motorhead
"Good morning little schoolgirl, can I come home with you Tell your moma and your papa, I'm a little schoolboy too Come on now pretty baby, I just can't help myself You're so young and pretty, I don't need nobody else" - Various artists
Loc: Behind you with an icepick!
My Ever Evolving Top 20: Selena Gomez Emma Watson Ariana Grande Sarah Hyland Jennette McCurdy Chloe Moretz Shakira Debbie Ryan Emily Bett-Rickards Chloe Bennett Caity Lotz Carrie Underwood Vanessa Hudgens Willa Holland Rihanna Tatiana Maslany Ming Na Wen Sabrina Carpenter Rita Volk Bailey Buntain
Loc: Next to Laura
Ohh my, what wonderful little shaved Miley wedge
Bulgy lil wonderland
_________________________ In love with: Laura Pausini, Giada de Laurentiis, Holly Marie Combs, Danica Patrick, Tiffany Amber Thiessen, Carla Gugino, Elisha Cuthbert, Carrie Ann Moss, Rachel Stevens, Merrilees Parker