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David Ben Gurion (the first Israeli Prime Minister): "If I were an Arab leader, I would never sign an agreement with Israel. It is normal; we have taken their country. It is true God promised it to us, but how could that interest them? Our God is not theirs. There has been Anti - Semitism, the Nazis, Hitler, Auschwitz, but was that their fault ? They see but one thing: we have come and we have stolen their country. Why would they accept that?"
#2743251 - 07/25/1010:33 AMRe: How about some economics/politics related jokes to lighten the atmosphere?
[Re: TexasBlue]
goodoldBR
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Originally Posted By: TexasBlue
And on a billboard on Interstate 35 near Wyoming, Minnesota.........
"Not even close" on all 3!
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"And if the cloudbursts thunder in your ear, You shout and no one seems to hear, And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon."
A Japanese doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we took the kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor said, "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."
A British doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
A Chicago doctor, not to be outdone said, "You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Chicago, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work."
Edited by 1oldminer (08/24/1002:19 PM)
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To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible". ~Thomas Aquinas
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