The jokes aren't supposed to be funny? Maybe that's different in Seattle?

Hey, I'm no Woody Allen ...I thought these up myself...except the first one.

I hadn't heard those but I have heard another one with a different answer:

It takes 2. One to change it and the other to record it as evidence in case any creationists claimed "God did it".

Honestly that I can't blame you. Whenever something happens and science fails to explain it convincingly, religious explanations are taken up by default. So better safe than sorry.

Q: How many creationists does it take to change a lightbulb?



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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Charismatic: Only one. Hands already in the air.

Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

Roman Catholic: Four. The pope who makes the decision to change the light bulb. A Cardinal who hands down the pope's directive to the local bishop. The local bishop who orders the priest or pastoral assistant to change the bulb.

Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad.

Episcopalians: Three. One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.

Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.

Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way , long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

Methodists: Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Church-wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish.

Nazarene: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.

Greek Orthodox: The whole congregation. The priest changes the light bulb. Then all faithful celebrate with red wine, ouzo, gyros, souvlaki, baklava, etc. to turn it into an ancient tradition of the annual light creating feast day.

Amish: I ask thee, "What is a light bulb " ?

Ok this one isn't a Religious joke , but it is related to jlo:

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

haha, that's right.

If patient changes, credit to the psychiatrist. If patient doesn't, it's because s/he didn't want to. Win-win!

Well the only archaeology joke I heard was this: Every woman should marry an archaeologist... because the older she gets the more interested in her he becomes.

hey that's good. Too bad you already have someone...could've had your pick of the litter!

That's a good one!