The campiness. The low budgets. The utterly absurd premises and horrible acting that are fun to watch BECAUSE they are so absurd and horrible. Tell us a little about the schlock that you love to watch when it's late at night and you can't get to sleep.

I'll start it off with a couple of my favorites (plot summarries from IMDB)

Cannibal Women in the Avocado ungle of Death (1989):
The U.S. government, eager to protect the nation's avacado supplies, recruits feminist professor Margo Hunt to make contact with the Piranha Women, an all-female tribe who believe men are only good as a source of food. Accompanying Dr. Hunt on her trip are Jim, a guide of questionable competence, and Bunny, a student of unquestionable incompetence.

My favorite moment: Bunny is asked if she's OK with what she would have to do to join the clan, she answers "What, have sex with a guy and then kill him? I've done wierder at frat parties."

and

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988):
Jack Chandler is a private eye tracking down Samantha the runaway. In his travels, he comes across a gang of chainsaw weilding prostitutes that like to carve people up for their cult.

Favorite moment: the Virgin Dance of the Twin Chainsaws

Robot Monster

Guy in gorilla suit with fish bowl on its head. Been waiting for TCM to show it on their Underground series on Friday nights but no luck yet.

Hmmn...

Episode I? I always get people reminding me of how really bad it is, and still I like it.

You Got Served

The things i hate about films at some point appears in this but i still end up watching bits of it when it's on tv.

Black Eagle starring Jean Claude Van Damme:

Godzilla - slated by purists as sacralidge(?), slated by reviewers, loved by just me. Sometimes all you want is a big dumb movie where things blow up - so since I liked it, does it fit in this bad movie list. ?

I hope I don't get slaughtered for admitting this, but the bad movie that I can't not watch is...

From Justin To Kelly

It's pure drivel from beginning to end and the musical sequences are pain inducing, but she looks so amazing in it that I can never turn away.

I would have to say "Showgirls".

Why?
..Three words: ALL THE NUDITY!

Masters of the Universe

It absolutely fits. I would actually include every Godzilla movie ever made by Toho studios.

Showgirls: I still don't know why they say that was a bad movie. I must have watched that movie like a dozen times. And you can't lie about what you watching it...there's really only one reason.

Gigli: Because of Jennifer Lopez's buttocks.

Disaster Movie: Kim Kardashian

The Room. Bar none.

Hollywood Hot Tubs

Featuring Jewel Shepard's incredible bouncing boobs!

Hey I'm a purist and I liked it alright.

Con Air and Batman & Robin

I posted that on the previous page.

Moony, wouldn't that be Transformers 2?

My other favorite clown movie:

I can't help that you have no taste in movies.

Ah yes, back when Julie Brown was hot yet.

I was going to say that one too.

But it's been awhile since i have seen it so not sure if i still like it or not.

I love all three underworld films and they were panned hardcore by critics, do they count?

Howard the Duck all the way for me. Plus, Lea Thompson was such a HOTTIE back then.

I've always loved HTD.

Lea in that movie.

So I guess 'Return of the Killer Tomatoes' doesn't count?

Love this movie...

I have it on my DVR.

Death Wish 3 (1985)

The plot can be summed up pretty much like so...
Charles Bronson - 7,689,464
Creeps - 0

How can you call yourself a genuine SW fan?

I bet you though that Jar Jar Binks was one of the greatest characters ever too

Catwoman for me if only for Halle Berry who looks quite amazing.

I must also confess to really liking "Resident Evil". That doesn't really count because I don't actually think it is a bad film?

Is that the one that ends with a huge fight in some kind of out-of-town junkyard, in which Bronson single-handedly takes out a whole mafia clan?

I thought that was the one in Bronx where he is going to meet his friend and he arrives just in time to see his friend murdered by a group of "gangstas"?

Resident Evil wasn't a bad movie, at least not the first one. It was a bastardization of the franchise...but the franchise has been one bastardization after another since 2002, and the movies haven't been the worst.

^ Close. That one's Death Wish 4.

In 3 they turn a whole neighborhood into a war zone. And of course the police don't show up until after everything is over with. It's one of the craziest and funniest movies I've ever seen.

Matt75, you're right. That's how it starts off.