Surprised this one wasn't on here...my fav. quote of all time:
Homer: You're cute as a bug's ear. Lisa: Fathers have to say that stuff! Homer: [sees Grampa walk pass] Dad, am I cute as a bug's ear? Grampa: No, you're as homely as a mule's butt! Homer: [to Lisa] There, see?
Marge: "Homer! Didn't John seems a little festive." Homer: "Couldn't agree more, happy as a clam." Marge: "He prefers the company of men." Homer: "Who doesn't?" Marge: "Homer, listen carefully. John is a Ho-mo Homer: "Right." Marge: "Sexual."
Marge: "I'm very sorry you feel that way, because John invited us all out for a drive today. And we're going." Homer: "Wowhaho! Not me! And not because John's gay, but because he's a sneak. He should at least have the good taste to mince around and let everyone know that he's...that way." Marge: "What on earth are you talking about?" Homer: "You know me Marge, I like my beer cold, my tv loud, and my homosexuals flaming?"
Loc: Bayonne, NJ, USA
Prinicipal Skinner: You did it Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack.
Lionel Hutz: No don't you worry Mrs. Simpson, I-Uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder. Marge: Is that bad? Hutz: Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog. Marge: You did? Hutz: Well, replace the word “kinda” with the word “repeatedly,” and the word “dog” with “son.”
Homer: Just once I'd like someone to call me "Sir" without adding "You're making a scene."
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