Yeah if it's true that she is indeed a man..then millions of guys who have "wacked off" thinking about her might just go insane. And this might lead eventually to the breakdown of Western Civilization as we know it!!!
Quick we need the NSA guys to step in and halt any further discussion of this topic for reasons of NATIONAL SECURITY!!!
PS...i have had my "questions" independently about Lady Gaga and Jamie Lee Curtis..
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OK, first things first. Megan has no external male sex organs:
If you study that picture you'll realize that Megan showed off more than she intended. If she was male the base of her penis would have been clearly visible.
The conspiracy theorist would respond that Megan has therefore undergone a drastic program of cosmetic surgery and hormone treatment to give her female body characteristics.
But that wouldn't explain this:
It is not possible for a man to have a hip-to-waist ratio like that. Even if he were to have his lower ribs removed, and receive regular silicone injections, it would be impossible to create such wide hips in relation to a narrow waist.
Nor could this be achieved by hormone treatment: during puberty estrogen causes a girl's pelvis to physically widen - the bones change shape. This either happens during puberty, or it does not happen at all. All that male-to-female transsexuals who take estrogen supplements in adulthood can hope for is a slight redistribution of fat, but in any case this is more likely to accumulate at the waist, thus skewing the classic hip-to-waist ratio.
The only insane conjecture one could possibly hang on to, is that, before Megan was 9 or 10 (by which time significant amounts of male androgens would have been released into her body), her natural male sex organs were removed and replaced with an ongoing series of estrogen supplements. But even if one was deranged enough to believe this, it would simultaneously mean that any female celebrity who has never been known to have a child could reasonably be suspected of having been a boy in childhood. More importantly, such an individual would be more "woman" than "man" anyway, having no remaining male sex characteristics.
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Is this really story people are debating? She says in the same quote that she looks like Alan Alda in drag. So if we're automatically accepting one statement as true, why not the other?
Admittely, I haven't seen the pics from the events, but does anyone here want to put money on her looking anything at all like Alan Alda in drag?
And if she had left off the part about her being a man, would the OP have started a thread about her really being Alan Alda in drag? Has anyone ever seen her and Alda at the same place in the same time? Why, it must be true!!!
Yeah Megan has made several comments over the years comparing herself to men and downplaying her beauty. I'm always surprised at those comments because "uglier" celebs never say that and she has nothin...NOTHING...to feel ashamed about.
I can't imagine she has low self-esteem either. Neither is she a particularly humble person. So those comments always come across as odd.