Well, I guess that implies that you forgive my lightheartedness about the disrespect towards the Pope.

But as long as there is no serious disrespect towards God, one does well to be able to laugh every once in a while, specially if something is meant just as a joke.

I laughed when they asked how many Jehovah's Witnesses it takes to change a light bulb.

There's only 3 known facts in religion:

1) Jews don't recognize Jesus Christ as the son of god.

2) Protestants don't see the Pope as the head of their church.

and

3) Baptists won't recognize each other in the liquor store.

The only thing that seemed to upset you over that was that JWs were left out of the list. I was happy to correct

lol, bubblebliss. Didn't you post that same one before?

hahah yeah, I forgot all about that. Sorry for the repost, I'll make up for it:


A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience. During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it. God says no and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live.

Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, and a tummy tuck. She even has someone come in and change her hair colour. She figures that since she's got another 30 or 40 years she might as well make the most of it.

She walks out the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital.

She arrives in front of God again and asks, "I thought you said I had another 30-40 years?"

God replies, "Sorry, I didn't recognize you."

I like that one.

these two go perfectly together!

I think that guy hates me and that's why I changed my name from Juicy_Juicy to Joe Care.

Q. How do we know that Adam and Eve were Mennonite?



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A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British."

"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."

"No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian."

Christian Lightbulb Jokes.

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Q: How many charismatics does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Twenty one, one to change it, and twenty to share the experience!

Q: How many Calvinists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. God has predestined when the lights will be on. OR
A: None. If God wants the lightbulb changed He will do it Himself!

Q: How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 10, as they need to hold a debate into whether or not the lightbulb exists. Even if they can agree upon the existence of the lightbulb they may not go ahead and change it for fear of alienating those who use fluorescent tubes.

Q: How many Anglo-Catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They always use candles instead.

Q: How many evangelicals does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Evangelicals do not change lightbulbs. They simply read out the instructions and hope the lightbulb will decide to change itself.

Q: How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One. But they are still in darkness.

Q: How many Brethren does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Change?????

Q: How many Pentecostals does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 10, one to change it and 9 others to pray against the darkness.

Q: How many TV evangelists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One. But for the message of hope to continue to go forth, send in your donation today.

Q: How many independent baptist's does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Only one, anymore than that would be considered ecumenical.

Q: How many Episcopalians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 10. One to actually change the bulb and 9 to say how much they like the old one.

Q: How many Presbyterians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Well, it should require about five committees to review the idea first. If each is staffed with half a dozen members, that's what ... 30?

Q: How many members of the church of Christ does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 5. One to change the bulb, 4 to serve refreshments.

Q: How many conservative Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to change it and two to storm out in protest if the person changing it is a woman.!


Some of these are very accurate indeed.

lol, especially at the last one. I might add "... or a former papist" at the end.

Some of those have appeared in this thread before but most are new. Good finds!