Melissa Joan Hart,
we just love your parts...
your lisp is a cutie,
so is your booty......
you're blonde and white,
and freckled so light.....
Sabrina scenes you make,
just cause us to ache.....
You should do movie comedies,
after you assymptote mom-edy.....
your bandman hubby is lucky,
and he's an obvious buddy.....
now you have two boys,
hope they keep down the noise....
we would all just love to,
but we will never meet you....
your hair, your eyes, your smile, your face,
makes us just so happy in our TV place.....
we spotted you as a fox,
and we think "Sabrina TTW" rox.....
with family and career, you just have it made..
but do us all a favor......
"Playboy" in the next decade.

Mel, you never have to worry about having fans
for life...I am one, and I know there are
thousands of others. (EE_EE at least)

Kingtopcat (c) 2008