b]FIVE Movies I enjoyed during the last year:
- Batman Begins
- The 40 Year Old Virgin
- Hustle & Flow
- King Kong
Two poor kids go to a birthday party at a rich kid's house. The kid is so rich that he has his own swimming pool and all the kids go in. As they're changing afterwards, one of the poor kids says to the other one, "Did you notice how small the rich kid's penises were?" "Yeah," says his mate, "It's probably because they've got toys to play with."