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#1531708 - 07/17/08 08:53 AM Zooey Deschanel :: Singing in the Shower :: Movie: "Elf"
The HB Offline
Hornio Bastardus

Registered: 11/29/05
Posts: 17846
Loc: Australia
This would be my first post since mid last year ...

I'd like to dedicate this post to all the horny bastards who visit this forum. You know who you are!

* You have at least 10GB of celeb media on your hard-drive.
* You spend hours downloading a movie you mostly don't care about, just for a few minutes of the scenes with the girl you like.
* You have haven't touched a real girl in quite a while.
* You make love to your hand on a regular basis.



In order to cater for your sexual enjoyment, I've deleted all the interfering scenes that contain that elf dude. That is why the video jumps occasionally. Enjoy.




Resolution: 800 x 432
Size: 7.26 MB

Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=G4T6S7BF
Rapidshare: http://rapidshare.com/files/130375919/Zooey_D_Shower_Screencaps_from_Elf.avi.html
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Babes I like: AnnaSophia Robb, Britt Robertson, Candice Swanepoel, Emily Osment, Jennifer Lawrence, Kaley Cuoco, Kate Upton, Katrina Bowden, Lyndsy Fonseca.



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#1531709 - 07/17/08 09:02 AM Re: Zooey Deschanel :: Singing in the Shower :: Movie: "Elf" [Re: The HB]
stax Offline
Monitor Tanned

Registered: 06/13/05
Posts: 3971
Loc: New Haven, CT
Woot woot, high five!

Quote:

You make love to your hand on a regular basis.




Never mind!

(thumbnails aren't working)
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Lucy Liu | Giada di Laurentiis | Marisa Miller | Sarah Shahi | Katy Perry

Scarlett Johansson | Alison Brie | Audrina Patridge | Christina Aguilera | Elisha Cuthbert | Salma Hayek | Hayden Panettiere | Elizabeth Hurley | Diora Baird | Kristen Bell | Jennifer Love Hewitt | Isla Fisher | Megan Fox | Olivia Wilde | Tina Fey | Minka Kelly | Kelly Kelly | Michelle Trachtenberg | Emma Stone | Christina Hendricks | Miranda Kerr

Credit to original posters. Avatar by boones.

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#1531710 - 07/17/08 09:44 AM Re: Zooey Deschanel :: Singing in the Shower :: Movie: "Elf" [Re: The HB]
rgwilder Offline
Hardcore

Registered: 01/28/05
Posts: 3351
Loc: ^^^ blissfully dizzy
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Emperor of "Jennaville" & Chief of Staff for "Team Lauren"

M'Ladies ~ J. Elfman, L. Graham, S. Evans, JLH, A. Hathaway, R. McAdams, C. Carpenter, J. Biel, K. Beckinsale
RG Hall of Fame Inductees: H. Hunt, Sela Ward, C. Shepherd

Thanks to my buddy, Boones, for me avvy!!!

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#1531711 - 07/17/08 12:00 PM Re: Zooey Deschanel :: Singing in the Shower :: Movie: "Elf" [Re: rgwilder]
12345gwaihir Offline
Veteran

Registered: 03/07/05
Posts: 1762
Zooey in the shower is something that should really should be shot wider than this... still gorgeous though...
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Top five:
drool drool drool drool drool Emma Watson
drool drool drool drool Mollie King
drool drool drool Frankie Sandford
drool drool Emmy Rossum
drool Shiri Appleby

And in no particular order: Fearne Cotton, Chyler Leigh, Chloe Madeley, Lisa Edelstein, Karen Gillan, Bonnie Wright, Kate Beckinsale, Billie Piper, Katie McGrath, Freema Agyeman, Natalie Portman, Delta Goodrem, Louisa Lytton

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#1531712 - 07/17/08 02:13 PM Re: Zooey Deschanel :: Singing in the Shower :: Movie: "Elf" [Re: 12345gwaihir]
ikillz0mbies Offline
Up and Comer

Registered: 04/07/08
Posts: 57
I now have the urge to cheat on my left hand with my right hand....
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1. Zooey Deschanel
2. Katrina Bowden
3. Rose McGowan
4. Danielle Harris
5. Lizzy Caplan
6. Mary Elizabeth Winstead
7. Christina Hendricks
8. Selma Blair
9. Jessica Stroup
10. Amber Heard
11. Olivia Wilde
12. Evangeline Lilly
13. Rashida Jones

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#1531713 - 07/18/08 10:19 PM Re: Zooey Deschanel :: Singing in the Shower :: Movie: "Elf" [Re: ikillz0mbies]
deadsaxy Offline
Cheetos and Taylor Swift

Registered: 06/02/05
Posts: 3612
Loc: California
I use two hands--one above for the twins and one below for the honeypot

Thanks for Zooey! My #1 grrrl
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~s

Saxy's Top 5 (UPDATED: 07-10-2016)

Kate Beckinsale
Taylor Swift
Amy Acker
Katy Perry
Zooey Deschanel

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#1531714 - 07/20/08 07:20 AM Re: Zooey Deschanel :: Singing in the Shower :: Movie: "Elf" [Re: deadsaxy]
bababoozer Offline
Veteran

Registered: 02/16/05
Posts: 1282
Loc: Ummm...right behind you
Well done!!
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Should I post any pics, proper credit to everyone that scanned,posted,copied,photographed ANYTHING. You guys are the real talent. There, I said it.

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#1531715 - 07/22/08 03:43 PM Re: Zooey Deschanel :: Singing in the Shower :: Movie: "Elf" [Re: deadsaxy]
rgwilder Offline
Hardcore

Registered: 01/28/05
Posts: 3351
Loc: ^^^ blissfully dizzy
Quote:

I use two hands--one above for the twins and one below for the honeypot




Now I'm not gonna get any work done today...
_________________________
Emperor of "Jennaville" & Chief of Staff for "Team Lauren"

M'Ladies ~ J. Elfman, L. Graham, S. Evans, JLH, A. Hathaway, R. McAdams, C. Carpenter, J. Biel, K. Beckinsale
RG Hall of Fame Inductees: H. Hunt, Sela Ward, C. Shepherd

Thanks to my buddy, Boones, for me avvy!!!

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