This would be my first post since mid last year ...
I'd like to dedicate this post to all the horny bastards who visit this forum. You know who you are!
* You have at least 10GB of celeb media on your hard-drive. * You spend hours downloading a movie you mostly don't care about, just for a few minutes of the scenes with the girl you like. * You have haven't touched a real girl in quite a while. * You make love to your hand on a regular basis.
In order to cater for your sexual enjoyment, I've deleted all the interfering scenes that contain that elf dude. That is why the video jumps occasionally. Enjoy.
Loc: New Haven, CT
Woot woot, high five!
Quote: You make love to your hand on a regular basis.
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Lucy Liu | Giada di Laurentiis | Marisa Miller | Sarah Shahi | Katy Perry
Scarlett Johansson | Alison Brie | Audrina Patridge | Christina Aguilera | Elisha Cuthbert | Salma Hayek | Hayden Panettiere | Elizabeth Hurley | Diora Baird | Kristen Bell | Jennifer Love Hewitt | Isla Fisher | Megan Fox | Olivia Wilde | Tina Fey | Minka Kelly | Kelly Kelly | Michelle Trachtenberg | Emma Stone | Christina Hendricks | Miranda Kerr