Loc: Bayonne, NJ, USA
Homer: Uh...excuse me, Mr. Burns? Burns: [gasps] Poppin' Fresh! You glutinous little doughboy. [Homer morphs into Poppin' Fresh in Burns' mind] [chuckles] There's something I've wanted to do to you for years! [starts poking his stomach; Homer laughs] Homer: [getting his eyes poked at] Ow! Heh, Mr. Burns? I, er, was wondering if you'd like to sponsor my bowling team...for...$500. Burns: Ho ho, why, certainly, Poppin' Fresh! I owe my robust physique to your tubes of triple-bleached goo. Homer: Woo hoo! [runs out] Hey, everybody: if you want to ask Burns for a favor, now's the time! He's doped up, or dying, or something. Hans Moleman: [running in] Uh, excuse me: I'd like to request $17 for a push-broom rebristling. [shows broom with no bristles on it] Burns: Why, it's that delightful TV leprechaun. I'm going to get your Lucky Charms. [starts a drill] Hans: Oh, no: my brains.
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