Loc: Bayonne, NJ, USA
Homer walks by the kitchen door and he notices a piece of cherry pie on a plate on the floor. He walks over to it...
"Ooh! Floor pie!"
As he reaches for it, a noose of rope on the floor which he didn't notice tightens around his ankle, and he is slung up from the ceiling, dangling back and forth upside down. Santa's Little Helper gobbles the pie up, but all Homer can do is watch impotently.
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Principal Seymour Skinner: When you take the practice test, be sure to use a number two pencil. [Holds a big pencil] Bart Simpson: What kind of pencil do we use? Principal Seymour Skinner: Number two. Take a number two. [Kids laugh] Bart Simpson: Looks like you took a big number two! Principal Seymour Skinner: Yes, as you can see, I have a big number two in my hands, enjoing the weight and feel of it. [Kids laugh; Chalmers rolls eyes]
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