Skinner: But I am a bit troubled about your constant attempts to murder people.

Sideshow Bob: To be fair... most of those people were Bart Simpson.

Skinner: Good luck! That kids like the Roadrunner, he won't go down!

LOL

Milhouse: Finally, a superhero that kids can love.

Nelson: What about Fist Face?

Milhouse: Fist Face? Who's Fist Face? Why won’t you tell me who Fist Face is. I demand you reveal the identity of Fist Face.

Nelson: It's you. (punches him)

Homer walks by the kitchen door and he notices a piece of cherry pie on a plate on the floor. He walks over to it...

"Ooh! Floor pie!"

As he reaches for it, a noose of rope on the floor which he didn't notice tightens around his ankle, and he is slung up from the ceiling, dangling back and forth upside down. Santa's Little Helper gobbles the pie up, but all Homer can do is watch impotently.

Bart: Gimme a "F"!
Skinner: [Gasps}
Bart: Gimme an "art"!
Skinner: Good Lord, hes gotten in to the pep closest
Homer: I'd say he is coming out of the pep closet, hahaha.

Moe- But Blanche ya gotta help me out here. I'm 64 grand in the hole! They're gonna take my thumbs!

Homer: "But I was using my whole ass!"

Marge (to Homer, twirling his spaghetti): "Homie, you're barely eating!"
Bart: "Yeah I can actually see your hands. They're not just a blur."

Principal Seymour Skinner: When you take the practice test, be sure to use a number two pencil.
[Holds a big pencil]
Bart Simpson: What kind of pencil do we use?
Principal Seymour Skinner: Number two. Take a number two.
[Kids laugh]
Bart Simpson: Looks like you took a big number two!
Principal Seymour Skinner: Yes, as you can see, I have a big number two in my hands, enjoing the weight and feel of it.
[Kids laugh; Chalmers rolls eyes]