Lisa: "Dad, we did something very bad!" Homer: "Did you wreck the car?" Bart: "No." Homer: "Did you raise the dead?" Lisa: "Yes!" Homer: "But the car's okay?" Lisa and Bart: "Uh-huh." Homer: "Alright then."
Homer: [gasps] You mean I get five percent off on everything in the store just because I look like -- I mean, just because I _am_Krusty the Klown?
Apu: How could I charge full price to the man whose lust for filthy magazines kept me in business during that first shaky year? [quietly] Oh, by the way, here is your new issue of "Gigantic Asses". [holds up magazine with a large butt on it]
Loc: Bayonne, NJ, USA
Still one of my favorite bits...
Homer: "Do you sell toys?" Mysterious Owner: "We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread... we also sell frozen yogurt, which I call Frogurt!" Homer: "Well, I need something for my son's birthday." Owner: "Ah, perhaps this will please the gentleman." (The owner's hand strays over various oddities and monstrosities before picking up a Krusty the Clown doll.) "Take this object, but beware. It carries a terrible curse." Homer" "Oh, that's bad." Owner: "But it comes with a free Frogurt!" Homer: "That's good!" Owner: "The Frogurt is also cursed." Homer: "That's bad." Owner: "But you get your choice of toppings." Homer: "That's good!" Owner: "The toppings contain Potassium Benzoate. (Pauses, waiting for Homer to respond. Homer stares at him, blankfaced.) "That's bad." Homer: "Can I go now?"
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