The Avengers




HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!

I left the theater thinking only one thing.. that that was the best action movie I have ever seen.

This movie did everything right. Problem with films with a ton of superheroes is having useless characters and overshining and the writers having no clue what to do with everyone. WELLLL... Not for Joss and his team. Every hero every character played a role in this movie, everyone had equal time to bad ass up and show off their awesome. They gave depth to characters without using flashbacks which was cool to see. Like we know Hawkeye and Black Widow have a history without having lame flashbacks or scenes giving that history layers. Every hero is amazing in this movie.

The movie also doesn't feel like 2 hours and twenty minutes. It flies by. Wall to wall action, greatttttt dialogue(esp via my bff Tony Stark), great villain, great job on all actors parts, insane insane insane amounts of destruction and CGI done to absolute perfection. Hero on Hero battles all incredibly done and visually appealing(for example..no shaky camera)

and the eye candy? Scarlett has many good ass shots in this movie, and 2 ammmmaaazing jaw dropping ass shots(at least for a booty connoisseur like myself). Cobie is just too beautiful and lovely in her tight little shield suit. Both are bad ass in this movie esp Scarlett who does some super cool shit, her scenes were some of my favorites.

and Hawkeye.. goddamn what a bad ass he is.

there was at least 10 times during the avengers where the entire theater was .

I can't honestly think of one movie with even close to as much action as this movie, and well done action at that.



Grade:A+