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DeadMau5
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Jessica Simpson admitted to a flatulence problem at her show at the Avalon Ballroom in Niagara Falls on Wednesday, according to the Niagara Falls Review.
"I do pass gas a lot," she said. "I guarantee it smells like roses."
And that was the least of Simpson's faux pas, according to the Niagara Falls Review critic, who writes that it might be unfair to call the show a train wreck because "At some point, a train knows where it's going."
Simpson has recently made the move from pop to country, and the critic says "this cowgirl seems completely lost and desperate for approval on stage" which "made for a bizarre and often frustrating show."
She also declared how much she loves "Destiny" Springfield, according to the writer, when she meant to say Dusty Springfield.
The critic did have some kind words for Jessica, saying the performance was unworthy of her new album and that her "ditzy" persona is what "makes her so likable."
On a side note, the writer suggests that Simpson implied in a song dedication that ex-husband Nick Lachey cheated on her.
Source: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,413541,00.html
Ya know, even if Jessica Biel said this, I'D STILL BE GROSSED OUT!  
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There used to be a poster here who always said, in any given post, "I'd smell her ass."
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DeadMau5
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I've been thinking about this. Roses smell good, but farts NEVER smell good. At best, you could hope
that a fart would have minimal or no odor at all. I really hope that she does not actually think her
farts smell good!
I like the smell of my farts just as much as the next guy, but given a choice I'd rather smell roses!
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On a side note, the writer suggests that Simpson implied in a song dedication that ex-husband Nick Lachey cheated on her.
well, even if that weren't the case, what would she write about in her new music genre? 
"like roses" maybe they don't know that this is just how she is--Tony Romo should be proud 
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This must be an Onion story Fox News picked up.
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MileysSlave
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...annnnnnnnnd she's off my list
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3) Hayden P
4) Emmanuelle Chriqui
5) Hot Dark Haired British Women
6) Eliza Dushku
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That's funny, mine smells like peanut butter.
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