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RonPrice
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Loc: George Town Tasmania Australia
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After my years of early childhood(1944-1948), I enjoyed life as a student for nearly twenty years; for many years I enjoyed teaching, perhaps as many as thirty to thirty five, full and part-time. I don’t think I was a natural teacher, but I grew into it. After several years I became successful; I became a person enjoyed by my students and enjoying them. I loved to explain things and rarely made a questioner feel stupid for asking. Although I had broad intellectual interests, my pursuit of career, familycommitments, simple lack of money and my involvement in the Baha’i Faith left little time for other activities.
I did not play golf or follow sports after the age of 21; I did not take up painting or cooking or photography or anything one could call a hobby, although I did collect stamps in my teens; I watched little TV, had no TV from 1956 to 1976, although after I retired I watched over two hours a day; I rarely went to movies, to various forms of entertainment or ate out. For 40 years I played the guitar and led sing-alongs. I joined the Baha’i Faith with its world of meetings and outings, lounge-rooms, conferences and clusters. I went for a daily walk of about half an hour among a host of other domestic, familial and social activities that are part of the lives of fathers and husbands in the west.
-------------------- married for 41 years, a teacher 35 and a Baha'i for 49
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tgas2010
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After my early months as a fetus, I tried like hell not to get stuffed into my locker by pituitary freaks hyped up on pop rocks. I took up teaching to play the role of equalizer in unfair playground fights; I wasn't a natural at it, but soon learned how to inflict pain and not leave marks parents would question. I thought about becoming a person enjoyed by my students and enjoying them, but the district got a restraining order against me. Several 12-step programs later, my proselytizing the Druidic faith helped me avoid life complications like friends, dating, and family reunions.
I did not play cricket or bathe after the age of 30; I did hang about under trees with a sickle, communing with fellow Druids about the wonderful world of mistletoe, and had long arguments about the relative merits of virgin sacrifice during the equinox. I developed a healthy skepticism about religion and politics, and a certain cynical and (yes, let the truth be spoken) even sarcastic approach to off-topic posting.
-------------------- If you don't want something heard, don't say it - Romulan Proverb
"I'm making this up as I go." - Indiana Jones
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goodoldBR
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Loc: Emma Watson's Panties
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-------------------- "With great mustache, comes great responsibility" --Peter Griffin
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I'd ask a mod to move this to the proper section, but I don't know which one that is.
-------------------- 1 Danica 2 Christina Aguilera 3 Hilary Duff 4 Avril Lavigne 5 Sasha Cohen
6 Olivia Munn 7 Hayden Panettiere 8 Amy Lee 9 Emma Watson 10 Jessica Simpson
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snoop
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Loc: Northern Ireland, UK
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I'd ask a mod to move this to the proper section, but I don't know which one that is.
neither do we
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budbundy
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Posts: 559
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I too would like to share personal views from my memoirs....After my years of early childhood[1977-1984] I enjoyed life as a masturbater for almost 20years.For many years I enjoyed rubbing my lil' guy up against my inner thigh using friction to completion, perhaps as many as 3-5 times a day.I dont know that I was a natural masturbater, but I grew into one.After several years I became successful, I became a person who was enjoyed by my lil' guy and I enjoyed him. I loved to explain my technique to others and rarely made someone feel stupid with asking me too take my lil' guy out and show them.Although I had broad intellectual interests, my pursuit of a cockring, baby-lotion and socks stuck together, and my involvement in the Jizz faith left little time for other activities.
I did not play kickball or follow sports after the age of 11. I did not take up crochet or curling or pole vaulting or anything one would call a hobby, although I did collect my soiled stuck together tissues, but this was mostly cuz my mom would have found them.I watched little tv, I had no tv from 1984-1987, although when I retire I will watch 2 hours a day with my pants around my ankles.I did see tons of porn movies; for 15 years I played the lil' guy with one hand until I learned how to give myself a stranger. I didnt like sitting on my hand for long periods of time so I would use a alkyline battery in my blowhole to stimulate my prostate: I would sing Boy George songs while trying to insert my thumb into my buttocks; I would walk 30 minutes to air my testes out among the autumn trees that would decorate the scenery and inspire me to go to a neraby park bench and finish myself into a pile of leaves; all domestic, familial and social activities that are part of the life of a furious masturbator from the east.
I am following Tgas2010 and I suggest you all write your own Memoir
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