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Oh, it's Risk, it's a game of world domination being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives.
- Jerry
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Nice one dan5card 
This episode cracks me up ->
George Costanza: So, did you get your new plates?
Cosmo Kramer: Oh... yeah. I got my new plates. But they mixed them up. Somebody got mine and I got their vanity plates.
George Costanza: What do they say?
Cosmo Kramer: Assman.
Jerry: Assman?
Cosmo Kramer: Yeah. Assman, Jerry. I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman!
Jerry: Who would order a license plate that says "Assman"?
George Costanza: Maybe they're Wilt Chamberlain's.
Jerry: It doesn't have to be someone who gets a lot of women. It could be just some guy with a big ass.
Cosmo Kramer: Yeah, or it could be a proctologist.
Jerry: Yeah. Proctologist.
George Costanza: Come on! No doctor would put that on his car.
Cosmo Kramer: Have you ever met a proctologist? Well, they usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never! It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way: "It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one."
[Kramer with his vanity plate, "Assman", parks in a reserved hospital zone]
Security guard: Can I help you?
Cosmo Kramer: [points to his license plate] Uh, yeah, Doctor Cosmo Kramer. Proctology.
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dan5card
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Mr. Kramer says "Hey buddy". - Darren
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dan5card
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I'll tell you a little secret about zip codes: They're meaningless! - Newman
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Elaine: He sent me the "play" button from his VCR.
Jerry: look how far back it goes. it's like a tooth!
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Kramer, in 1998: I don't wanna be held responsible for the purchase of costly gasoline. 
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alex86
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Elaine to Putty.... " I'm going to Hell. The shabby clothing, the heat, my God the heat. Do you know what it's going to be like in Hell"
Putty.. " It's gonna be rough ".
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One of many from NEWMAN! "When you control the mail, you control INFORMATION!"
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dan5card
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Coffee's coffee in the morning, it's not coffee at twelve o clock at night. - George
Well some people drink coffee that late. - Elaine
Yeah, people who work at NORAD, who are on twenty-four hour missile watch. - George
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Good one Dan
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Kramer: How can i expect you to be the executor of my living will?
Jerry: Trust me Kramer, given the legal opportunity, I will kill you!
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dan5card
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You ask me to have lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine, and then say you're not in the mood for details. Now you listen to me. I want details and I want them right now. I don't have a job, I have no place to go. You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood! - George
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Newman: South America!?! What kind of snow-blower did you set us up with???
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"They shrink?" - Elaine
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Jerry: "Fine, it's a sculpture of limitations."
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