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DD
Danica Fucker
Reged: Mon
Posts: 26999
Loc: Loosening Danica's Rear End
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Homer: Don't you worry about wikipedia...we'll change it when we get home.
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1 Danica  2 Christina Aguilera 3 Hilary Duff 4 Avril Lavigne 5 Amy Lee
6 Sasha Cohen 7 Olivia Munn 8 Jessica Simpson 9 Emma Watson 10 Christy Hemme
Lureman's gonna kick my ass over the internets 
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DarkDefender85
#1 Mickie James Addict
Reged: Sun
Posts: 4716
Loc: On Top of Mickie James
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Rainer Wolfcastle: "My Eyes! The Goggles Go Nothing!"
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1. Mickie James
2. Allison Mack
3. Isla Fisher
4. Evangeline Lilly
5. Trish Stratus
6. Pink
7. Jessica Simpson
8. Jeri Ryan
9. Marg Helgenberger
10. Salma Hayek
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PieMan
Hardcore
Reged: Sat
Posts: 3894
Loc: California
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Homer: "Lisa honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again?"
"What about bacon?"
Lisa: "No."
Homer: "Ham?"
Lisa: "No."
Homer: "Pork chops?"
Lisa: "Dad! Those all come from the same animal!"
Homer: [Chuckles] "Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal."
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NightSky
Hot Prospect
Reged: Thu
Posts: 195
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Homer: (Looking at Uruguay on a globe) Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.'
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rhaupenthal
Newbie
Reged: Sun
Posts: 35
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Homer to Apu in the Quickie Mart "Do you have any of those chips that cause anal-leakage 'cause I need to do a little spring cleaning."
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DD
Danica Fucker
Reged: Mon
Posts: 26999
Loc: Loosening Danica's Rear End
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Lisa: "But what if someone wants Non-Alcoholic Beer?"
Apu: "You know, it has never come up."
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1 Danica 2 Christina Aguilera 3 Hilary Duff 4 Avril Lavigne 5 Amy Lee
6 Sasha Cohen 7 Olivia Munn 8 Jessica Simpson 9 Emma Watson 10 Christy Hemme
Lureman's gonna kick my ass over the internets
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NightSky
Hot Prospect
Reged: Thu
Posts: 195
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Homer: I'm like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket & flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?
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DD
Danica Fucker
Reged: Mon
Posts: 26999
Loc: Loosening Danica's Rear End
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Quote:
Homer: I'm like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket & flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?
NightSky, yours are the best 
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1 Danica 2 Christina Aguilera 3 Hilary Duff 4 Avril Lavigne 5 Amy Lee
6 Sasha Cohen 7 Olivia Munn 8 Jessica Simpson 9 Emma Watson 10 Christy Hemme
Lureman's gonna kick my ass over the internets
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NightSky
Hot Prospect
Reged: Thu
Posts: 195
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Quote:
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Homer: I'm like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket & flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?
NightSky, yours are the best
Hey thanks DD.  The one you had with the "American Applesauce Association" was hilarious.
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H_Scudder
Veronica Mars Rover
Reged: Sat
Posts: 4390
Loc: Happy Valley
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Carl: "Ya know, I was hexed by a troll & a leprechaun cured that right up."
Lenny: "Hey, you know what's even better is Jesus -- he's like six leprechauns!"
Carl: "Yeah, but a lot harder to catch. Go with the leprechaun."
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Kristen Bell / Lacey Chabert / Emma Watson / JoJo / Jenna Fischer / Amy Adams
***Fuck the CW!!!***
"The truth is ... someone is going to have to give up a piece of their pie so that someone else can have more." -Michelle Obama
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sooprcow
Stranger
Reged: Fri
Posts: 1
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Marge: 'How do I know I can trust you?'
Homer: 'Marge, look at me: we've been separated for a day, and I'm as dirty as a Frenchman. In another few hours I'll be dead! I can't afford to lose your trust again.'
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DarkDefender85
#1 Mickie James Addict
Reged: Sun
Posts: 4716
Loc: On Top of Mickie James
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Ms. Krabappel: "Is it possible that all your bad grade and poor skill is because of a simple vision disorder?"
Bart: *Cockney British Accent* "You mean it's not me noggin it's me peepers? Well that's just loverly."
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2. Allison Mack
3. Isla Fisher
4. Evangeline Lilly
5. Trish Stratus
6. Pink
7. Jessica Simpson
8. Jeri Ryan
9. Marg Helgenberger
10. Salma Hayek
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DD
Danica Fucker
Reged: Mon
Posts: 26999
Loc: Loosening Danica's Rear End
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Cletus - What time and how burnt?
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1 Danica 2 Christina Aguilera 3 Hilary Duff 4 Avril Lavigne 5 Amy Lee
6 Sasha Cohen 7 Olivia Munn 8 Jessica Simpson 9 Emma Watson 10 Christy Hemme
Lureman's gonna kick my ass over the internets
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NightSky
Hot Prospect
Reged: Thu
Posts: 195
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Mulder: Mr. Simpson, we want you to recreate your every move the night you saw the alien.
Homer: The evening began at the gentlemen's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.
Scully: Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the FBI.
Homer: We were sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard. Happy?
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DD
Danica Fucker
Reged: Mon
Posts: 26999
Loc: Loosening Danica's Rear End
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Quote:
Mulder: Mr. Simpson, we want you to recreate your every move the night you saw the alien.
Homer: The evening began at the gentlemen's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.
Scully: Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the FBI.
Homer: We were sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard. Happy?
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1 Danica 2 Christina Aguilera 3 Hilary Duff 4 Avril Lavigne 5 Amy Lee
6 Sasha Cohen 7 Olivia Munn 8 Jessica Simpson 9 Emma Watson 10 Christy Hemme
Lureman's gonna kick my ass over the internets
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